Bimdapdud is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, thoughtless shark.

Bimdapdud created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimdapdud, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bimdapdud, it will turn you into a snail.

Bimdapdud's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bimdapdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Bimdapdud on top of all buildings.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near sharks while wearing yellow trousers and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your back.

5. Fast once a month.