Nullbegken is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic dragonfly.

Nullbegken created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullbegken, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nullbegken, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nullbegken's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Nullbegken's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near dolphins while wearing yellow boots.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Nullbegken must be the most important thing in your life.