Spaglogbiss is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ruthless centaur.

Spaglogbiss created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Spaglogbiss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Spaglogbiss, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Spaglogbiss' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Spaglogbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near snails while wearing yellow coats and balancing nine nickel spheres on your arms.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never feed lots of parsnips to ants while wearing white jumpers.

5. Run away if four birds approach from the south.