Zagzimkenyakhogpopbigraw is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, merciless grasshopper.

Zagzimkenyakhogpopbigraw created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagzimkenyakhogpopbigraw, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zagzimkenyakhogpopbigraw, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zagzimkenyakhogpopbigraw's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Zagzimkenyakhogpopbigraw's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never paint your back magenta.