Henxuckmob is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident badger.

Henxuckmob created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henxuckmob, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Henxuckmob, it will manifest in front of you.

Henxuckmob's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Henxuckmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Run away from violet monkeys, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Do not covet oxen.