Vilnelljon is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, irritating frog.

Vilnelljon created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilnelljon, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vilnelljon, she will turn you into a slug.

Vilnelljon's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Vilnelljon's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat foxes with great respect.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always help goats.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not kill eagles.