Cutkopmet is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciful dove.

Cutkopmet created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutkopmet, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cutkopmet, she will cry a lot.

Cutkopmet's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cutkopmet's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Cutkopmet in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always wear black.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.