Getstig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, effective rhinoceros.

Getstig created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getstig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Getstig, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Getstig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Getstig's Holy Commandments

1. Getstig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not hurt mice.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never eat green fruit.