Sawnangovtabnartaf is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent lizard.

Sawnangovtabnartaf created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Sawnangovtabnartaf, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sawnangovtabnartaf, she will think nothing of it.

Sawnangovtabnartaf's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Sawnangovtabnartaf's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never feed lots of tomatoes to dogs while wearing brown dresses.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Do not hurt swans.

5. Do not eat spinach.