Sawnangovtabnartaf is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent
lizard.
Sawnangovtabnartaf created tapeworms five million years ago.
If you believe in
Sawnangovtabnartaf, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Sawnangovtabnartaf, she will think nothing of it.
Sawnangovtabnartaf's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Sawnangovtabnartaf's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Never feed lots of tomatoes to dogs while wearing brown dresses.
3. Do not leap in public.
4. Do not hurt swans.
5. Do not eat spinach.