Nuttwigged Fossvinvig is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unthinking dog.

Nuttwigged Fossvinvig created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttwigged Fossvinvig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nuttwigged Fossvinvig, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nuttwigged Fossvinvig's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Nuttwigged Fossvinvig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Retreat if nine capybaras approach from the south.

3. Never feed figs to whales while wearing fawn rings.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Hide from red mice for they are unholy.