Dabrulceb is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, egotistical salamander.

Dabrulceb created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabrulceb, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dabrulceb, it will laugh at you.

Dabrulceb's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Dabrulceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Do not keep three swans in a large pit.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.