Yikgodcunlamrawxuckmilhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a large, amazing fly.

Yikgodcunlamrawxuckmilhiv created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yikgodcunlamrawxuckmilhiv, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yikgodcunlamrawxuckmilhiv, it will turn you into a tree.

Yikgodcunlamrawxuckmilhiv's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Yikgodcunlamrawxuckmilhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Yikgodcunlamrawxuckmilhiv loves birds, so they must be respected.