Flanweedid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-assured mongoose.

Flanweedid created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Flanweedid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flanweedid, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Flanweedid's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Flanweedid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Flanweedid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.