Megvidpitquimnillbifbug is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, slow bear.

Megvidpitquimnillbifbug created a top quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Megvidpitquimnillbifbug, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Megvidpitquimnillbifbug, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Megvidpitquimnillbifbug's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Megvidpitquimnillbifbug's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Megvidpitquimnillbifbug.