Mapfondot is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, thoughtless pig.

Mapfondot created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Mapfondot, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mapfondot, it will turn you into a duck.

Mapfondot's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Mapfondot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Always help hamsters in need.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.