Fempomwittitdag is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, passionate wyrm.

Fempomwittitdag created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fempomwittitdag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fempomwittitdag, it will turn you into a mouse.

Fempomwittitdag's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fempomwittitdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always help hamsters.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Put Fempomwittitdag first in all things.

5. Fempomwittitdag loves eagles, so they must be respected.