Paknuttgonduss is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, ill-tempered rhinoceros.

Paknuttgonduss created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paknuttgonduss, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Paknuttgonduss, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Paknuttgonduss' most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Paknuttgonduss' Holy Commandments

1. Put Paknuttgonduss first in all things.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not kill whales.

5. Do not drink alcohol.