Vabpibcap is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, impressive sheep.

Vabpibcap created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabpibcap, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vabpibcap, he will not care.

Vabpibcap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Vabpibcap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vabpibcap.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.