Renmigcunjiphamfligton Donarmfas Natbitrownuttgarnegpomyak is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, benevolent dove.

Renmigcunjiphamfligton Donarmfas Natbitrownuttgarnegpomyak created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renmigcunjiphamfligton Donarmfas Natbitrownuttgarnegpomyak, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Renmigcunjiphamfligton Donarmfas Natbitrownuttgarnegpomyak, she will turn you into a mole.

Renmigcunjiphamfligton Donarmfas Natbitrownuttgarnegpomyak's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Renmigcunjiphamfligton Donarmfas Natbitrownuttgarnegpomyak's Holy Commandments

1. Put Renmigcunjiphamfligton Donarmfas Natbitrownuttgarnegpomyak first in all things.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not speak about cherries.