Boptonkshav is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonourable wyvern.

Boptonkshav created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Boptonkshav, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Boptonkshav, she will not invite you to parties.

Boptonkshav's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Boptonkshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Respect your elders.