Homhoghin is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, quiet lobster.

Homhoghin created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Homhoghin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Homhoghin, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Homhoghin's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Homhoghin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never run near birds.