Mifpomcat is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, annoying whale.

Mifpomcat created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifpomcat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mifpomcat, she will be very unhappy.

Mifpomcat's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Mifpomcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink alcohol.