Tafmegwip is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate chinchilla.

Tafmegwip created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafmegwip, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tafmegwip, she will turn you into a duck.

Tafmegwip's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tafmegwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never hurt great tits.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Feed all hungry voles.

5. Always wear cyan.