Ratzenjip Nutcetdudsanddusscebdonfet is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unsympathetic fly.

Ratzenjip Nutcetdudsanddusscebdonfet created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ratzenjip Nutcetdudsanddusscebdonfet, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ratzenjip Nutcetdudsanddusscebdonfet, it will turn you into a goat.

Ratzenjip Nutcetdudsanddusscebdonfet's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Ratzenjip Nutcetdudsanddusscebdonfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Ratzenjip Nutcetdudsanddusscebdonfet's name in vain.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.