Ratfatfob is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sapient guinea pig.

Ratfatfob created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ratfatfob, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ratfatfob, it will cry a lot.

Ratfatfob's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Ratfatfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never mention moths.

5. Never talk about fire.