Ligfosszad is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud ant.

Ligfosszad created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Ligfosszad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ligfosszad, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Ligfosszad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ligfosszad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ligfosszad.

2. Always help porpoises in need.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. You must pray to Ligfosszad six times a day.