Busboglop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, omniscient walrus.

Busboglop created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busboglop, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Busboglop, she will jump up and down on your head.

Busboglop's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Busboglop's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Busboglop must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never sit near bats.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.