Fashivtad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing scorpion.

Fashivtad created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fashivtad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fashivtad, he will jump up and down on your head.

Fashivtad's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fashivtad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Put Fashivtad first in all things.