Weehapvingom is a god.

It takes the form of a small, uncaring capybara.

Weehapvingom created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weehapvingom, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Weehapvingom, it will remove you from existence.

Weehapvingom's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Weehapvingom's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not speak about pineapples.

3. Retreat if seven sharks approach from the west.

4. Always help capybaras in need.

5. Never think about galaxies.