Podbissbell is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, proud ant.

Podbissbell created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podbissbell, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Podbissbell, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Podbissbell's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Podbissbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Always treat dogs with great respect.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.