Metpomflat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, effective wyrm.

Metpomflat created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metpomflat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Metpomflat, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Metpomflat's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Metpomflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Metpomflat.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about geese.

5. Never pour water over plants.