Arpbepnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, self-assured gorilla.

Arpbepnutt created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpbepnutt, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Arpbepnutt, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Arpbepnutt's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Arpbepnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not hurt hamsters.

4. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.