Spagcunfemsogfag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, caring bee.

Spagcunfemsogfag created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagcunfemsogfag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Spagcunfemsogfag, he will turn you into a hamster.

Spagcunfemsogfag's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Spagcunfemsogfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats in need.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Spagcunfemsogfag in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

5. Do not make images of living things.