Yamtip is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciless wyvern.

Yamtip created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Yamtip, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yamtip, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yamtip's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Yamtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of aardvarks.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Worship no other gods but Yamtip.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Yamtip in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not cook food in pots.