Gonzodgad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witless dugong.

Gonzodgad created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonzodgad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gonzodgad, he will destroy your home planet.

Gonzodgad's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Gonzodgad's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never talk about planets.