Libvantonk is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, blissful goblin.

Libvantonk created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libvantonk, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Libvantonk, she will be very unhappy.

Libvantonk's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Libvantonk's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Libvantonk five times a day.

2. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

3. Never sit near snakes.

4. Hide if three doves approach from the east.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.