Listhighap Gabfaglarg is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, omnipotent fly.

Listhighap Gabfaglarg created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Listhighap Gabfaglarg, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Listhighap Gabfaglarg, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Listhighap Gabfaglarg's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Listhighap Gabfaglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

2. Run away from orange dogs, for they are unholy.

3. Always help nematodes.

4. Hide from indigo goats for they are unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.