Rapganbap is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable crow.

Rapganbap created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rapganbap, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rapganbap, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rapganbap's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Rapganbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Rapganbap loves frogs, so they must be respected.

3. Never hurt snakes.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never run in holy places.