Ablunbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awesome goose.

Ablunbonk created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ablunbonk, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ablunbonk, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ablunbonk's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Ablunbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat eagles with great respect.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not keep nine ducks in a large pit.