Yimkamstik is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, benevolent camel.

Yimkamstik created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimkamstik, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yimkamstik, it will send you a sign.

Yimkamstik's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Yimkamstik's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Hide if four moths approach from the west.

4. Always help sick cats.

5. Never write about nebulae.