Cussvedpop is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, kind jaguar.

Cussvedpop created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Cussvedpop, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cussvedpop, he will make you grow a tail.

Cussvedpop's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cussvedpop's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four porpoises approach from the south.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

5. Never write about stars.