Boglarpmif is a god.
She takes the form of a large, astonishing
hedgehog.
Boglarpmif created life two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Boglarpmif, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Boglarpmif, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Boglarpmif's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Boglarpmif's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Do not dye your hair black.
5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.