Sabquam is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, effective weasel.

Sabquam created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabquam, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Sabquam, he will make you grow a tail.

Sabquam's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Sabquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Sabquam on top of all buildings.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.