Rowbassfod Bettamlab is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, thoughtless warg.

Rowbassfod Bettamlab created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Rowbassfod Bettamlab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowbassfod Bettamlab, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rowbassfod Bettamlab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Rowbassfod Bettamlab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Feed all hungry great tits.