Voggadxen is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witty badger.

Voggadxen created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Voggadxen, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Voggadxen, he will destroy your favourite star.

Voggadxen's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Voggadxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Never wear brown skirts.

5. Always wear magenta.