Gudceptarg is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful bat.

Gudceptarg created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudceptarg, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gudceptarg, it will turn you into a plant.

Gudceptarg's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gudceptarg's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.