Saftoffit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome wyvern.

Saftoffit created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Saftoffit, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Saftoffit, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Saftoffit's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Saftoffit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about capybaras.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Run away if three squirrels approach from the east.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.