Stipfossarf is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, idiotic gerbil.

Stipfossarf created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Stipfossarf, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stipfossarf, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Stipfossarf's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Stipfossarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of lemons to gulls while wearing violet coats.

2. Never talk about optics near manatees while wearing mauve hats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help doves.