Bodbudyarl is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful crane.

Bodbudyarl created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodbudyarl, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodbudyarl, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bodbudyarl's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bodbudyarl's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bodbudyarl seven times a day.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Feed all hungry great tits.

4. Hide from violet nematodes for they are unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bodbudyarl.