Gadbennur is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, awe-inspiring seal.

Gadbennur created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gadbennur, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gadbennur, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gadbennur's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gadbennur's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Do not cook food in pots.